CHAOS POINTS
0
Wind: calm
Mood: tentative
Mode: EASY
SENTIENT TUBE GUY
act innocent. cause chaos.
CHAOS: 0
COINS: πŸͺ™ 0
Watchers: 0
Pigeons fed: 0
90
πŸ‘SUSPICION
A/D AIM (rotate)  Β·  W deflate  Β·  SPACE head bonk  Β·  E WAHHHH  Β·  Q dance  Β·  T (hold) TURBO  Β·  F feed pigeon  Β·  R regrow arms  Β·  M easy/normal
GUST
✈ PIGEON ARMED
Press SPACE to LAUNCH
AD
TURBO
β—€
β–Ά
TURBO
BONK
WAHH
FEED
DANCE

WHACKY TUBE GUY

SENTIENCE
you are an inflatable tube guy. you have become SENTIENT. you are done waving.

smack pedestrians. cause PANIC. earn CHAOS points + COINS. but WATCHERS roam with vision cones β€” if they see you get violent, SUSPICION rises. fill the bar β†’ BUSTED β†’ GAME OVER.

use A/D to AIM Β· SPACE HEAD BONK Β· T TURBO Β· act innocent to cool suspicion.

you have 90 seconds. don't get caught.
Personal best: β€”

ROUND OVER

πŸͺ™ 0

EQUIP LOADOUT

tap to equip Β· max 4 Β· keys 1–4 in level

COIN SHOP

demo β€” purchases not wired Β· still grants coins
100 πŸͺ™
STARTER STASH
$0.99
600 πŸͺ™
CHAOS RESERVE
$4.99 Β· best value
250 πŸͺ™
BOOB BUNDLE
$2.99 Β· +1 free BOOBS item
ITEM CATALOG β€” click to buy & use
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100 ARMS
30πŸͺ™ Β· 10s Β· key 1
🎈
BOOBS
20πŸͺ™ Β· 8s Β· key 2
🧲
MAGNET
15πŸͺ™ Β· 6s Β· key 3
🦣
GIANT
25πŸͺ™ Β· 10s Β· key 4
πŸ₯Έ
DISGUISE
10πŸͺ™ Β· 2s Β· key 5
🐐
GOAT STORM
35πŸͺ™ Β· key 6
πŸ¦–
T-REX MODE
40πŸͺ™ Β· 10s Β· key 7
🍌
BANANA BARRAGE
25πŸͺ™ Β· key 8
πŸ“’
AIR HORN
15πŸͺ™ Β· key 9
✨
GLITTER BOMB
20πŸͺ™ Β· 8s Β· key 0
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FART CLOUD
10πŸͺ™ Β· 6s
🀑
CLONE ARMY
35πŸͺ™ Β· 12s
πŸ•Ί
DISCO MODE
30πŸͺ™ Β· 8s
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MONEY PRINTER
30πŸͺ™